me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

 

You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become.


– (via jongkink)

 

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.


Isaac Newton 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

 

Strive for progress, not perfection.


– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

 

Gaining weight won’t make you miserable.
Fear of gaining weight, however, will.

 

Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling


– General life philosophy  (via tea-storm)