I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
(goes into the bathroom)
wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
You are not what has happened to you. You are what you choose to become.
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Strive for progress, not perfection.
Gaining weight won’t make you miserable.
Fear of gaining weight, however, will.
Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling